paperwork not filed
Department of Records · Notice
Nothing on file.
This one never filed the proper paperwork. No account, no name, no forms. We tolerate them, we tally their work, and we refuse to open a folder on principle. Helga once opened a folder for someone unfiled and it took the Department three weeks and one small fire to close it again. Kevin started the fire. There is nothing to see here, and we would like you to stop asking.
Fuck you,with love from all of us at the guild