sandwich_lover_69
Department of Records · Notice
The record exists. You cannot have it.
Our librarian, Helga, cannot be arsed to do her job at the moment. She is currently furious with HR for not giving a shit about Kevin. We all hate Kevin. He steals everyone's lunch. A taskforce is on it, but let us be honest, this will take some time to resolve internally, so everyone is sitting around waiting on it. A side taskforce is planning to have Kevin assassinated. If that gets approval from the higher-ups, this might be resolved quickly.
The point is: Helga is in charge of member applications and records, and nobody else knows how to update them. We think we need to install Outlook for this. Fuck that. Nobody here is touching Teams or Outlook. We would rather watch it all burn.
If you need help with anything, do hesitate to contact us. We will not do shit about it. We are all afraid of Helga. Things should be back to normal once Kevin has been dealt with.
Fuck you,with love from all of us at the guild